I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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