apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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