I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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