Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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