OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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