We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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