he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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