He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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