we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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