we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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