It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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