How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
