I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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