so explain again why im purple
no
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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