It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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