Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize
