another moral hangover. fuck.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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