I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
she peed on how many people?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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