it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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