Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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