i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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