i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I just googled if crying burns calories
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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