okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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