Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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