i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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