Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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