You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
