Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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