ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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