Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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