hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
whose ass print is on the piano?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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