matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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