we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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