3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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