So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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