Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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