That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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