do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I would fuck him just for his dog
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
