Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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