Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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