people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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