now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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