I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
