you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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