he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
