Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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