I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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