i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
Randomize
