and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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