you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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